Fandom stuff, funny stuff and random life occurancesTumblr (3.0; @ayratheaverage)https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/748d1da2757b9311fdea2e9a21668651/tumblr_pat7lyxn7n1vk8xhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175218344482https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175218344482Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:40:27 -0400is this a pigeon?memegreta van fleetled zeppelinmusicsongs<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a165db390fc57aa0cdeaf5acd84c2dcf/tumblr_pat57gc6Ke1vk8xhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I drew his ages ago and i thought it was peak humour at the time.<br/> In case you cant read it:<br/> Panel 1. <br/> Bucky: *Hiss*<br/> Panel 3.<br/> Steve: “You never did get over that did you?”</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175191506775https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175191506775Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:18:48 -0400marvelsteve rogerscaptain americathe winter soldierbucky barnescomicpeak humour<p>So over the past three Thursday nights I’ve driven back home from the city and there is this one road/bridge that had storm drains that you could see straight thru to the metal structure underneath. Or so I thought. What it actually turns out i was looking at (that i only found out yesterday) was that in fact it was not a hole but rather a fucking puddle, reflecting the metal barrier on the side of the road. I nearly had a heart attack last night before i figured it out because one of the puddles had crept over some and it looked like a giant, ragged edged hole in the road. </p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175134334520https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175134334520Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:23:42 -0400drivingcarcarspuddlesstupidity<p>Somebody: *Overtakes me when im doing the speed limit*</p><p>Me, through tears: thats fine</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175105578290https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175105578290Thu, 21 Jun 2018 08:01:09 -0400drivingspeed limitcar<p>Gotta love it when you’re feeding the chickens and they decide to wipe the food off their beak and onto your hand, like thanks, i really wanted the mushy food remnants that you didn’t want.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175067475630https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175067475630Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:19:01 -0400chickenschickenblrfoodbirdsbirdchicken<p><a href="http://a-dinosaur-a-day.com/post/175013947770/free-online-dinosaur-class" class="tumblr_blog">a-dinosaur-a-day</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://a-dinosaur-a-day.com/post/174988452160/free-online-dinosaur-class" class="tumblr_blog">a-dinosaur-a-day</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Starting in 1 week there will be an online dinosaur evolution class! It is free and you can take it for a full grade (with maximum assessment feedback from the instructors), pass/fail (for minimum feedback), or for an audit (with no feedback). We will be covering the evolution of dinosaurs <b>and</b> birds and the modern science of dinosaur paleontology! This is part of an ongoing study in how well online education in paleontology works. We’re looking for students and registration is open! I and Allos of <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mLQC3WGmfP5sCHclDdTM0aA">@verybadpaleontologyjokes</a> are the main instructors and Alb, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m5wOxPg_YG_5PYLjo8QykAA">@albertonykus</a> and Henry, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mElMi_vaJXBU15izReF1sLA">@raptorcivilization</a> are the teaching assistants :) </p> <p style="">Here you will find the Registration Form! <a href="https://goo.gl/forms/h4fSE1U7x8k2isor1">https://goo.gl/forms/h4fSE1U7x8k2isor1</a> </p> <p>Registration ends Saturday, June 23rd! </p> </blockquote> <h2><b>WOW</b></h2><p>There has been SO much interest in the Dinosaur Class that we have to put a cap on registration! For the sake of our workload, we’re limiting registration to 120 individuals receiving grades (so you can still sign up to audit after the fact). Currently there are still 65 spots left! Sign up while you can! <br/></p></blockquote>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175022996680https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/175022996680Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:02:19 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d154318355a76fa623c8e24d0aef8f47/tumblr_paedh4ljk01vk8xhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174933826935https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174933826935Fri, 15 Jun 2018 23:53:27 -0400harry pottermemei tried my best at a funnycomedyhumourhscschoolbiology<p>Somebody should write some more fanfiction for ‘The Watchmaker of Filigree Street’ and ‘The Bedlam Stacks” by Natasha Pulley. Not me, but somebody.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174753088160https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174753088160Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:02:10 -0400the watchmaker of filigree streetthe bedlam stacksnatasha pulleyfanficfanfictionbookswriting prompt<p><a href="http://lizzywhimsy.tumblr.com/post/173935657095/little-chicken-things-that-all-chicken-owners" class="tumblr_blog">lizzywhimsy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Little Chicken things that all chicken owners love: </p><p>1. Their little waddle run</p><p>2. The sounds their feet make when they pitter patter</p><p>3. Soft, warm armpits </p><p>4. Silky feathers</p><p>5. Butts</p><p>6. that little purring sound</p><p>7. sunbathing on your porch </p><p>add things you love about your chickens to this list. </p></blockquote> <p>The click their beaks make when they preen</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174738836430https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174738836430Sat, 09 Jun 2018 20:55:43 -0400<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know where my phone is..&rdquo;</p><p>30 seconds later: &ldquo;Oh, there it is, in my book as a bookmark, where I left it.&rdquo;</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174719622845https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174719622845Sat, 09 Jun 2018 06:40:06 -0400bookbookmarkphonelost<p>Anyone else have those books that are just so precious and well loved by you that immediately after you finish it they go safely back to their designated spot on the shelf</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174718763865https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174718763865Sat, 09 Jun 2018 05:36:51 -0400booksreadingbookloverthe watchmaker of filigree streetthe bedlam stacksnatasha pulleydan brown<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c1ce619560e6d96df0bf24a35cbbd28b/tumblr_p9zcb9eqmw1vk8xhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6a142db0747e2107dc1a9f4f7c88728/tumblr_p9zcb9eqmw1vk8xhdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a78fb7cf3660c6036e87a1450367bd6/tumblr_p9zcb9eqmw1vk8xhdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Chickens~</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174677810470https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174677810470Thu, 07 Jun 2018 21:04:05 -0400chickenschickenblrdrawingartpencillead pencil<h1>Would you rather..</h1><p>&ldquo;Would you rather fight a guy on ice or a slightly angry guy with a small hammer?&rdquo;</p><p>The guy with the hammer because you can get the hammer off the guy but you cant get the guy off ice.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174619174385https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174619174385Wed, 06 Jun 2018 00:01:59 -0400jokesfunnycomedypeak comedyi tried my best at a funny<p><a href="https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174584766115/went-outside-while-it-was-raining-to-check-on-my" class="tumblr_blog">ayratheaverage</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Went outside while it was raining to check on my chickens. I ended up getting distracted started digging up worms for them, 15+ minutes later im sitting there in quite heavy downpour, with a fair bit of mud on me and all but one of my girls has left. I took pity on Frankie standing in the rain waiting for food so i put her under my raincoat and she sat there waiting for food.</p><p> The aftermath:</p><p>Some soaking, but full bellied chickens. And not only that, theyve decided to dry and shake themselves off right next to mums drying washing.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cdec2e03643e87e62aebdf018435f83/tumblr_inline_p9twzb6uRM1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/85dbddb8d6e8e1233d1d81c693c1b1ee/tumblr_inline_p9twz6vAr71uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ac3e9ccefb451e25fbbb0aaf85c7d92/tumblr_inline_p9twz5OAOJ1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee23f89b48ad788217402dc8a8ffda21/tumblr_inline_p9twzcQHTx1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Now not only is the concrete covered in old chicken shit, its covered in fresh chicken shit, loose feathers and slightly drier chickens.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174585358435https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174585358435Mon, 04 Jun 2018 23:06:23 -0400<p>Went outside while it was raining to check on my chickens. I ended up getting distracted started digging up worms for them, 15+ minutes later im sitting there in quite heavy downpour, with a fair bit of mud on me and all but one of my girls has left. I took pity on Frankie standing in the rain waiting for food so i put her under my raincoat and she sat there waiting for food.</p><p> The aftermath:</p><p>Some soaking, but full bellied chickens. And not only that, theyve decided to dry and shake themselves off right next to mums drying washing.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cdec2e03643e87e62aebdf018435f83/tumblr_inline_p9twzb6uRM1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/85dbddb8d6e8e1233d1d81c693c1b1ee/tumblr_inline_p9twz6vAr71uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ac3e9ccefb451e25fbbb0aaf85c7d92/tumblr_inline_p9twz5OAOJ1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee23f89b48ad788217402dc8a8ffda21/tumblr_inline_p9twzcQHTx1uyj2vp_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174584766115https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174584766115Mon, 04 Jun 2018 22:45:13 -0400chickenschickenblrrainsoakingabsolute pests but i love them anywaywormsmud<p>Me: WOW! I got a new follower! I’ll have a look at my follower list and see who they are! And it’s a porn blog, because what else could it be.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174562042785https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174562042785Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:16:16 -0400porn blogsfollowes<p>I havent finished grimm yet, im currently in early season six, but Trubel is definitely either gay or bi. </p><p>She&rsquo;s the best, I love her so much.</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174526049020https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174526049020Sun, 03 Jun 2018 05:16:53 -0400Trubelgrimmbigaylesbiantrouble<p>* Finding a song that you’ve been looking for ages</p><p>* Hearing the theme song of an old favourite tv show/ movie</p><p>* New pad after a heavy flow (don’t look at me like that, you know i’m right)</p><p>* Warm sand</p><p> * Finding a new favourite song <br/></p><p>* Getting back into a warm bed after getting up on a cold morning</p><p>* Finally finishing that assignment</p><p>* Phone/ laptop battery has more charge than you thought it did</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174430660570https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174430660570Thu, 31 May 2018 05:32:14 -0400good feelingsive got a good feeling about this<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c769f0290650d1a944abe9cd27ed9567/tumblr_inline_p9hmwrWWeI1uyj2vp_540.png" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure><p>Basically the whole fandom’s response to any mention of Mr.Poopybutthole</p><p>Scene from volume four of Rick and Morty: Lil’ Poopy Superstar</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174367627680https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174367627680Tue, 29 May 2018 07:38:50 -0400rick and mortyrick sanchezsummer smithmr poopybutthole<p>I saw a thing about a lighthouse so naturally i went to sing the round the twist theme to myself but my brain decideds that aint happenig and instead forces out &ldquo;SomeBODY once told me&rdquo; in place of the actual lyrics</p>https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174267231175https://ayratheaverage.tumblr.com/post/174267231175Sat, 26 May 2018 05:52:49 -0400somebody once told meround the twiststuffed uplighthouse